answers.com is a wiki where people can ask something and someone else responds. My question: “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?”.

Answer:

A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck’s name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.